No sun, no sea, little success: bizarre 6-day holiday to build a model car

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Building a Gulf-livered Porsche 917, mere minutes away from Le Mans, sounds like a dream. But is it? Cambridge Kisby travelled to La Sarthe to find out

Porsche 917 Pocher model

Building the 1:8 scale Pocher Porsche 917K is an endurance event in itself

I’ve flown to France, picked up the keys to my holiday apartment and now I’m sitting in a bare room. Laid out in front of me are 312 parts that should make up a 1:8 scale model of a Gulf-liveried Porsche 917K.

And that’s my view for the next three days: shut away in a city centre flat with the instruction manual, a tiny screwdriver and a tube of glue for company.

A holiday? To most people it’s more like a hostage situation, but for a handful of enthusiasts, it’s heaven.

Model-making has evolved from simple Airfix or Tamiya kits that can be assembled within hours, to intricate metal masterpieces, made up of miniaturised components, laser-scanned from the real thing.

Putting them together takes determination, dedication and zen-like calm, as you connect — and fumble — miniature engine cooling hoses and piece together tiny braking systems.

Pocher Porsche 917K

The Pocher Pitstop offers an uninterrupted six days to build the meticulously detailed Porsche 917K

Pocher

Few sets match the challenge of Pocher’s. This historic name in modelling produces meticulously detailed kits — which makes them such a challenge to produce that some buyers are known to pay others to do it.

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Now, however, there’s another option. Later this month, Pocher will trial a new offering to the buyers of its brand new Porsche 917 model: a getaway that removes all day-to-day distractions, leaving you, a room, and a box of (elaborate) bits.

The six-day Pocher Pitstop package is for up to four guests, but for this preview of what guests can expect, I’m on my own in the flat, a stone’s throw away from the Le Mans circuit where the Porsche 917 forged its legend in the 1970s.

Building the engine block — which contains over 50 individual pieces, some less than a centimetre long — is the first hurdle. It takes me 30 minutes to screw two pieces of tiny die-cast metal together and it’s a further four hours before I’ve glued my way through the first three steps — with 31 still to go. My patience finally snapped while trying and failing to glue 24 wires and cables into their respective terminals.

Luckily, Pocher have prepared for the occasional hissy-fit. While pictures of the 917K in its heyday litter the walls of Pocher’s private accommodation, the real thing is housed in the Le Mans Museum, which is a 20-minute walk away. The sight of it — as driven by Steve McQueen in Le Mans the movie — is the perfect way to reignite some dampened inspiration.

Posche 917 Pocher

Almost every 917 detail is accounted for

Pocher

The 917’s connection with Le Mans is ultimately what the Pocher Pitstop experience is based around — as well as providing modellers with the “perfect place” to assemble a highly detailed model.

“We wanted to do something special for the launch of our latest model and make it a launch to remember,” said Pocher in a statement. “Recent research by our parent company, Hornby Hobbies, showed that building models is not just an enjoyable pastime, but it has some significant benefits for many people too! 65% of people felt modelling benefited their mental health and 7 in 10 people also said they felt it was a mindful activity.

“When we saw this we thought it would be a perfect opportunity to create the ultimate experience for people to unwind, take time for themselves and do something fun at the same time. We also know that the Porsche 917 and Le Mans have a long history together and we thought what better place to host the first Pocher Pitstop than there.”

When I return to the apartment, it looks like the minuscule garage of a failing French motor sport outfit: parts everywhere, tyres in a pile in the corner, a croissant going stale on the windowsill and the shell of what should be a car in the centre of the room.

Motivated to bring my very own 917 to life, I finish wiring the engine and fix on the exhaust system — which thankfully contains just seven parts. Holding the now finished engine block in my hands feels like an almighty achievement in itself. It’s no wonder it took Pocher two years to design and develop the entire model.

The remarkable authenticity of Pocher’s 917 was achieved not only through laser scans of its real-life counterpart, but also through access to vehicle drawings, high-resolution photographs and consultations with Porsche experts. From the gold buckle on the seatbelt to the entire throttle assembly — it’s all here and in intricate detail.

But it doesn’t take long before my utter lack of technical knowledge fails me yet again as I attempt to build the 917’s chassis.

Glueing and screwing together 14 pieces of metal takes me just over two hours and mounting the engine inside of it makes quick work of the rest of the day. Although Pocher suggests that the experience is for “everyone”, inexperienced modellers could quickly find themselves a little out of their own depth — like I did.

After three days of continuous building, I only got as far as step ten (building and fitting the brake assembly) before it was time to pack up and head home — despite my extensive knowledge and experience in constructing Lego Technic sets. But frustrations aside, I still found the experience extraordinarily gratifying.

For £2,635 — which includes a six-night stay at the Pocher Pitstop accommodation, the cost of the model (£789.99) and a optional VIP helicopter tour of La Sarthe — it certainly won’t be for everyone.

But if you’re a keen modeller, who just so happens to also be a massive motor sport fan, it may be the best holiday available.